Between The Lines

AP KE LIA TOHFA : JOKES FROM HINDI FILM:-

Crazy dialogues delivered by Ajit from some of his Hindi Movies

AJIT:

"Mona daarrling, tum nahane jao. Michael tum bhi saath jao.

Aur mere King Cobra ko lekar uske daanth ki safai bhi kar
do."

"Mona daaling, tum Tony ke saath math jao. Agar jaogi to tum,
MonaTony ho jaogi. Lisa ke saath jao aur MonaLisa ban jao. Lisa
daaarrling. Come here baby. Abhey Micheal, idhar aa jao. In
babiyon ko lekar apne estate bungalow pahuncho."

AJIT:

"Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,

great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"

AJIT:

"Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne ke baath bhi will not rest in peace. Nahin to Hemendra Godbole
ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se
'funeral' ho jayega."

AJIT:

"Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho
--- 'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya.
Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."

AJIT:

"Magar Raaaabert, mard aur mouse mein ek pharak hai"

RAABERT:

"Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?"

AJIT:

"Kuch mardon ko 'Mousiji' hoti hai, magar mouse ko kabhi 'mardji' nahin hoti."

Ajit:

Robert iss kuttay ko microprocessor may daal do !
Bit by bit mur jaaya gaa saala!

Ajit:

Robert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Ajit:

Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh
dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...

Ajit:

Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey,
phir pane sey mar jayegaa...

Ajit:

Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do,

               yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...

Ajit:

Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do,
nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...

Ajit:

"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"

Ajit:

Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket
kaat-ta reh jaayega.

Maikal:

Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?

Ajit:

Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?

Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.

Robert:Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.)
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

Robert: Magar kyoon baas ?

Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.