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What did the bee say to the rose?
Nice bud
What do you call a man who gets
walked all over?
Matt
What did the dog say when he sat on
the sandpaper?
Ruff, Ruff
What people are at the end of a
book?
The Finnish
What kind of police officer enjoys
their work the most?
A traffic cop, they whistle while they work.
What did the window say?
Take Pains
What did the piece of ice say?
Keep Cool
What did the calendar say?
Keep up to date
What did the glue say?
Stick to it
What do liars do when they die?
Lie still
Once a pair of twins were born. For some odd reason, they had to be sepparated at birth. One was sent to Egypt and named Amal. The other was sent to Spain and named Juan.
After about 16 years Juan sent a picture to his mother. She was so touched that she said to her husband, ' Oh, I wish i had a picture of Amal, too.' 'But honey,' was his reply,'they are twins. When you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.'
Q. What did Cinderella say when her
photos didn't come??
A. SOME DAY MY PRINTS WILL COME
What do you call an unemployed jester?
...Nobody's fool.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
... Poultry in motion.
Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
--Nothing gets under their skin !
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
--A receding hare line
Why did the fly head for the alarm clock?
--He wanted to land on time.
Why doesn't the Board of Health let
bakeries sell orange juice?
Because bakers can't be juicers.
What would you get if you crossed a hot-air balloon with a ghost?
--High spirits.
What do you get when you cross a clock with a cigarette?
--Second-hand smoke.
What do mountain climbers' kids like to play?
--Height and Seek.
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